Union

Oh, yeah, that's like my boy.

I'm gonna suck your tit too boy.

Yeah, come on boy.

Yeah, suck and choke on it boy.

away.

Oh, oh, oh, here we come, here we come.

Thank you, Private. Thank you, Sir.

Gentlemen, may I have your attention please?

Gentlemen, you have fought gallantly under my command.

I'm proud of you. I salute you.

Now I take great pleasure to inform you of some wonderful news.

General Robert E. Lee surrendered yesterday at Appomattox.

The war is over.

Hurray!

Now I ask you gentlemen to take your glasses and raise them in honor of our fallen comrades.

Here it is.

This is a time for freedom, unity, and a new beginning for all mankind.

Sergeant, why do you despair in a time of celebration?

Victory is ours.

Is it really, General Cox?

With all due respect, sir.

We're no better off than we were before the war begun.

I don't think we have anything to be grateful for.

With all due respect, sir, he does have a point.

Mr. President, detail, ten-hut!

I must apologize, General, for the intrusion.

But when my advisers informed me that the remaining survivors under your command were here,

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