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I just wanted to deliver it personally

because, well, it kind of came open

and I just wanted to make sure that you got it.

Really?

Yeah.

It opened itself like that?

Well, kind of.

I mean, I don't know what happened,

but so you're into magazines, eh?

Magazines with guys in them?

Well, um.

So what type of guys are you into?

Jeez, I, uh.

Oh my God, let's see what we got here.

Whoa, yeah.

Hey, that's my mailman.

Really?

You like guys like this?

I bet you do, don't you?

She looks kind of like you a little bit.

Oh, really?

Are you into guys like me?

Oh, man.

Um, I like guys like this magazine.

Well, you know, I think I'm kind of real life.

You've been delivering mail here for the last two years

and I haven't noticed you until now.

Hey, I've noticed you.

Must be because of my package or your package.

Yeah.

Well, maybe we can bring one of these magazines

and make it real life.

Oh, man.

What do you think about that?

Oh, all right.

Come on in.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Hey, you brought me two packages.

That's right.

Mmm, nice.

Mmmmm.

Oh, baby boy, yeah.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Yeah, and then you can talk to him a little bit more too.

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