snahbrandy 在 aspen stevens 上刺穿浮肿的乳头
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My hippie parents decided to sell all their stuff and move to a farm.
That's okay for them, but it sucks for me.
Farms are lame, dude.
There's nobody around to party with, and everything smells like horseshit.
I want to go to some of these cool clubs that I've read about on the internet.
Get ***** and party with boys.
I'm tired of cow ***.
Give me Park Avenue, grouchy and green acres.
Dirt grouchy.
There's only one way to go from country teen to city teen.
You need to get yourself some wills.
Farmhounds always have pickup trucks.
If you plant some teen power on one of them, you'll be out of there in no time.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, Billy Bob, can I borrow your truck?
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, Miss Ellie Mae, but I promise you'll probably go get some chicken feed for them later.
Well, I won't be that long.
I'm a really good driver.
No, I just can't do that, Miss Ellie Mae.
Nope, nope, nope.
Not me, Miss Ellie, man. I mean, are you hot or something?
Because it don't feel all too darn hot for me out here, huh?
Yeah, I'm hot. You want to see how hot I am?
I need a break, yeah.
If I can borrow your truck, I'll let you bug me.
You mean like Jimmy Joe done to them chickens?
Yeah.
Well, you know, I could pick up the feed a little later, maybe in the morning.
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