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early this morning after charging through a Shell Boys peanut factory outlet window
while riding a ****** baby elephant
His plan was to use this elephant to first extract all the peanuts then store them in the trunk to make a quick getaway
Fortunately people were able to capture the 47 year old man Robert Rodecker who has pled
Not guilty to the crime
Rodecker claimed he was merely taking the elephant for a spin when it suddenly began to go haywire
Quote the damn fucker was peanut crazy, and I just couldn't stop him
Colorado has recently passed a law legalizing *********
You are now allowed to legally purchase smoke, coke, ingest puffs, smell, lick and dip the ****
However, the state law forbids you to shove it up your ass many people believe that this law will also be changed within the next year
And now for your winning lotto ticket numbers
The first number is oh
My god
Three
Second number
I am NOT staying for this this no this is ridiculous
Third number
22
Fourth number.
15.
New research shows that stretching encourages your endurance.
Now for some exciting news. Recently aliens have been spotted.
So the answer apparently is yes, they do exist.
They were seen at a rockabilly concert in the New York City late last night.
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