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I just want to do my homework.

Alright, fine.

Just to be clear, you and I are not friends.

Alright, Dad, I'll have you.

Oh, cool, okay.

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Mom, Dad! My best friend Kyle, he went to the dentist yesterday and got two fillings.

And today he's wondering if his opera really deserves the Oscar.

That's great, Chip! Yeah!

Sure, getting to know each other.

It's amazing. You know, Chip spends the morning at the boys' bar.

His friend lives on a farm.

I think I'll add some more pig.

Oh, maybe I should put in another field of corn in there.

There we go. Nice.

Twenty-nine. No, I have thirty for...

Hey, what's that going to be?

Oh, no! Oh, sh*t!

I want to show it to you.

What?

I just want to know if I am a big jump.

Um, no.

You have a Facebook page, Dan!

Oh, God, no, no, no, I just got that info.

It's all on your page, Dan.

Relationship status? Signal?

Relationship status?

You pay attention to that full table, Dan?

So they can use Facebook to find other girls?

According to your Facebook page, we aren't friends!

Alright, I guess we're friends. I'm sorry.

And you better change your relationship status to "in a relationship."

I added your profile under "Basic Information."

And it's profile.

Thank Jesus Christ.

Dan, why don't you be friends with Grandma?

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