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I met him at the gym.

Who's this, Tony Cock?

Fucking...

You had to choose a guy that looks like me?

Except in the over here area, yeah.

Well you said we were gonna swing, you know?

It means I get something and you get something.

What do I gotta do, watch?

Yeah.

You can watch.

You're spoiled.

You know what, I should have been harder on you in the early days.

You're spoiled from day one.

I got you whatever you wanted.

I got you the house.

Just watch, okay?

How about you do that?

Can you do that?

I just spoiled you.

I made the mistake early on.

I should have laid down the law.

And then I bought you that gym membership.

I mean, look at this.

I bought you that fucking gym membership.

Yeah, I can meet this right here.

I should have never paid for that gym membership.

It's really paying off in spades for me now, huh?

You don't even work out, you just go there and become that.

I don't know, man.

That's it, you know that?

My mouth?

Yeah.

Just your pretty mouth on it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, she sucks.

Oh, shit.

She hasn't given me a fucking blowjob since we got fucking married.

What is there to blow?

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