大男人雷（选择#1542）

No, I just moved out here from Houston.

Houston? I'm from New Orleans.

No shit. I have a *********** from New Orleans and they're playing football in the Twin Cities.

Well, I was out in West Louisiana playing football and this guy came by and asked me if I wanted to play pro.

I told him I'd been given away for years anyways, so I might as well get paid for it.

He said you're on your way to the Twin Cities and here I am.

So what did you think of it after you got here?

Well, actually I think it's just fine, but I thought they would probably hear enough about poor living.

Fucking for a living.

Well, hell, nobody said anything about football.

Well, let me help you work out.

How are you doing?

Terrible. I wish I'd never bought this stupid girls football team.

I mean, what the hell do I know about American football?

Probably a little less than I do.

But you do like those locker rooms.

I do not. You know I don't like girls anymore.

Oh yeah, and I'm the lock-miss monster.

Just leave me alone for a while. I'm still trying to work out a game plan for Sunday.

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